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I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don’t have acne. [THO,,,Fortunately,NEVER DID!]
Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
When I was a child, I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is: ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
I don’t have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I’m just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age “Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.
Now, I’m wondering: did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?]]> Senior Teen
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don’t have acne. [THO,,,Fortunately,NEVER DID!]
Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
When I was a child, I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is: ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
I don’t have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I’m just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age “Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.
Now, I’m wondering: did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?]]> http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19811 Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:42:22 +0000 http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19811 https://www.ubercomments.com/memegenerator/18329/july-4]]> https://www.ubercomments.com/memegenerator/18329/july-4]]> http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19800 Thu, 02 Jun 2022 00:48:44 +0000 http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19800 https://cafemom.com/parenting/218156-sec...om-friends]]> https://cafemom.com/parenting/218156-sec...om-friends]]> http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19786 Wed, 20 Apr 2022 04:54:31 +0000 http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19786 https://dash.generalassemb.ly/]]> https://dash.generalassemb.ly/]]> http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19774 Tue, 22 Mar 2022 03:59:50 +0000 http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19774 https://www.ohmygoodness.com/en/meme-gen...0ef4fca50a]]> https://www.ohmygoodness.com/en/meme-gen...0ef4fca50a]]> http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19764 Sat, 19 Feb 2022 05:46:53 +0000 http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19764 https://www.stresslesscountry.com/st-patrick-day-poems/]]> https://www.stresslesscountry.com/st-patrick-day-poems/]]> http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19755 Fri, 04 Feb 2022 07:56:46 +0000 http://tandemtables.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=19755 https://bobarmadillo.com/sluggyv-day/

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